Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.