Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.