Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

I.C.U. Jokes More I.C.U. Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.