A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
A widow.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
Because it's harder to pick up.
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Whichever can reduce inflation.
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
An elephant in a washing machine !
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol
The pet store
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.