A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
It doesn't need cleaning
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
ME: I can't remember.
They don't like triggers
Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
The laundromat.
