Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.