Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.