Cause he been solo.
He likes to keep things low key.
Suture self!
Insufficient funds.
Supreme Liter Coke
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Raid
Staple food to the ceiling!