Cause he been solo.
They only wear Trunks.
He was always fascistly late.
Insufficient funds.
Suture self!
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Because their eggs stinked!
PIGLET: Beets me!