What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.