What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!