New Year Jokes

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!