What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?

1280x720

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY