What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

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What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!