What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !