What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !