How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.