How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?