How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained