How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained