How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained