If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
One Brazillion.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.