How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.