If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
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Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
A little bizar
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
It was time to split.
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
A: He threw away their wheelchairs!
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?
In brain cells!
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.