If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
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Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
A boa constructor !
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
A Brazilian.
How many did it take last year
Well, line up so that I can find out..
Ducks like a quack.
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
Everybody scramble!
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Boo-gers
It had a nervous breakdown.
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.