Libertarian Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg