What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

Dwarfism Jokes More Dwarfism Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!