What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Dwarfism Jokes More Dwarfism Jokes

What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.