What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

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Head Russian...

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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Because she couldn't stand him.

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What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar