Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral