Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago