Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."