Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...