Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."