What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.