What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What do you call a group of sorority girls?

A whorde.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.