What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.