What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.