How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.