How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast