Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Elizabeth.
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
A: You skip across the flat ones.
A: Because it was a total rip-off.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
