Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Because given enough time it rises
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Nothing, you've already told her twice.
You put a windshield in front of her.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
She wanted to get a dark tan.