How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.