What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking