What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Run, Forest, run!

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.