What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

Hike Jokes More Hike Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Stroll Jokes More Stroll Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking