What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Hike Jokes More Hike Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Stroll Jokes More Stroll Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking