Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.