Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!