Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.