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Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
Their mind
Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
You need to get ahead of lettuce
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.