Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.