Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!