Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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How did the feminist die?

Alone

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.