Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph