Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.