Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.