Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?