Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.