Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.