Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.