What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.