What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.