What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours