What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!