Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.