Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.