Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.