Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.