Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo