What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.