What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.