What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road