What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Zit Jokes More Zit Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore