What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Zit Jokes More Zit Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces