When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.