When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.