When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.