What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )