What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.