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2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.