What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.