Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.