Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.