Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!