Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.