Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.