What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.