What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives