What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.