What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.