What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.