What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.