What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.