What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"