A moon-tain.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A lunatic.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.