What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.