What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.