What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.