What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me