What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.