What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me