How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!