How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."