How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."