Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.