What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.