What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst