What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song