What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song