What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.