Belong Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.