Belong Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.