Belong Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.