Belong Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

You might also enjoy:

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!