99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%