99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%