I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"