I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Because they'll crack up anyways

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You belong.

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Never fired, dropped once.

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

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Because it's soda pressing.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"