What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now