long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
All those spikes hurt his hands
To Tally-hos!
My career is in Jeopardy!"
He used a Luigi Board.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
