What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions