Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.