Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.