Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.