What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"