What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.