What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.