What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !