What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.