What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.