What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!