What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas