Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog