Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.