Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.