Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!