Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !