What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.