What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.