What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."