What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect