What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.