How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra