How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra