Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game