Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game