Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.