What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.