What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.