What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR