What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed