What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears