What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.