What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.