You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Tyrone
Beef Stroken off
Brovines.
Because it's Homo.
Hey, you're old!
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
When Jesus went up for the cross.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.