What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.