What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.