What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.